Akala《The Thieves Banquet》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:02.31]Once upon a time [00:03.73]In an obscure part of the Milky Way Galaxy [00:06.68]There was a spinning ball of [00:08.36]Water and rock ruled by the forces of evil [00:13.45]The Devil himself [00:15.10]Proud of the magnificent achievements of his children [00:18.40]Decided to call a special banquet [00:20.70]For the greatest thieves in all the land [00:23.87]He sent invites to thousands of the greatest murders [00:27.21]Rapists and general-assorted scum [00:30.13]Inviting them to attend his palace [00:32.30]At the dawn of the new moon [00:34.80]Each thief would be given a chance to stake his claim [00:38.57]As the greatest messenger of murder upon the planet [00:42.39]And the Devil himself would then [00:44.59]Decide who should be crowned king [00:48.79]After many days of deliberating [00:51.15]All of the petty thieves [00:52.59]Such as street criminals [00:53.97]Have been found far short [00:55.32]Of the required level of wickedness [00:57.92]And there were just four sets of thieves [01:00.15]Left in the competition [01:06.15]A cartel of bankers [01:08.14]The heads of religious orders [01:10.09]And the third-world dictators [01:12.42]Each set of thieves appointed a spokesman [01:15.09]To give his case to the Devil [01:17.98]We have recorded these events for posterity [01:24.77]Uh listen [01:30.72]Uh okay yo [01:36.13]First up was the thief of the worst reputation [01:38.00]Dictator of a third-world nation [01:39.75]He looked the Devil in the eye as he spoke [01:41.57]In an oh so serious tone [01:43.12]Dear Mr Devil [01:44.04]I am the greatest thief there has ever been on Earth [01:46.56]Please tell me who else [01:47.47]More than me personifies your work [01:49.87]I came to power in a military coup [01:51.73]I murdered the elected president [01:53.55]He wanted to use the resources [01:54.82]Of our country for our peoples' benefit [01:56.95]I proved to masters in the west [01:58.42]I could k**l my own people just as well as the best [02:00.00]So I took over the so-called independent country [02:02.36]When the foreigners left [02:03.57]Sent squads of death to those who would suggest [02:05.30]In power should be the one they elect [02:06.96]Erected a statue of the great man [02:08.63]That raped our mothers stole our lands [02:10.44]That's how little self-respect I have [02:12.00]Don't fight slavery [02:12.91]It makes me glad [02:13.78]Account in Switzerland Rolls Royce [02:15.71]Murder and R**e 'cos I want new toys [02:17.26]Don't want a portion but a whole fortune [02:19.04]With that profit what's a little bit of torture [02:20.73]Even outlawed my indigenous culture [02:22.90]And language and history [02:23.99]And taught our people to only w*****p colonizers [02:26.77]And of course me [02:31.22]Thief [02:33.41]It's the banquet of the thieves [02:37.20]Come and dine with me [02:40.13]It's the banquet of the thieves [02:43.73]The banquet of the thieve [02:45.08]The Devil was so impressed with this wonderful man [02:46.40]He almost ejaculated on his hands [02:48.03]But the monarch of the empire said [02:49.21]Excuse me Mr Devil I'd like to speak if I may [02:51.52]Who do you think trained this amateur [02:53.27]Dictator to behave this way [02:54.93]Yeah I'm sure before I came along [02:56.64]His country was far from heaven [02:58.42]But look of the carnage I caused all over the Earth [03:00.38]It's got to be the work of the Devil [03:01.85]Countless deaths mass enslavement [03:03.49]Deliberate starvation of whole nations [03:05.25]The dictator tries his best but looking at me [03:07.91]He's just an imitation [03:08.85]Who do you think pays his wages [03:10.14]He would love to be trading places [03:11.79]I've been doing this ting on the roads [03:13.36]Way back way back way back [03:14.54]Since the Middle Ages [03:15.55]Everybody knows he's a criminal element [03:17.35]They think I'm democratic and benevolent [03:19.11]And that shows that I'm really devilish [03:20.90]'Cos people think I'm heaven-sent [03:22.58]I couldn't care about democracy [03:24.14]You all know no one elected me [03:25.84]The people love me despite my crimes [03:27.59]Sucka MCs wanna bite my shine [03:29.22]So blingin' out of control you would vomit [03:30.75]Don't even touch dough but my face is on it [03:32.98]Thief [03:34.95]It's the banquet of the thieves [03:38.72]It's the banquet of the thieves [03:44.95]I'm a pervert who's in the cloak of the clergy [03:47.92]Yes I'm a pervert who's in the cloak [03:50.72]I'm a despicable character [03:52.54]I use my position of authority and spiritual reverence [03:57.15]I'm a despicable character [04:00.33]Mr Devil allow me to speak [04:02.04]For all of the religious leaders that leech [04:03.55]In the world of creeps I'm initiated [04:05.20]I take the peoples' faith and dissipate it [04:07.25]With false promises hollow oratory [04:08.89]Don't need a gun it's daylight robbery [04:10.47]Dear Mr Devil [04:11.19]I thought you would like it [04:12.15]How I use their faith in God to keep them blinded [04:13.80]Put on a nice voice read them a book [04:15.42]And they believe that I am not a crook [04:17.38]Tell them God will repay them in the next [04:19.00]They give me their life savings so I can buy jets [04:20.98]All the reports about child sex [04:22.34]None of us have ever gone to jail yet [04:23.96]This system of stealing so appealing [04:25.90]Convinces the victims their lives have meaning [04:27.62]Monarchs boast about conquest [04:29.00]But needed my blessings to get it done [04:30.86]And all of the dictators use my books [04:32.71]Therefore they are just my sons [04:34.45]The Devil was sure this was the winner [04:35.99]And was just about to put an end to the dinner [04:38.04]But then the man from the banking cartel [04:39.51]Stepped up and said [04:40.28]I think I'm the biggest sinner [04:41.36]All of those three depend on me [04:42.88]All they ever do is defending me [04:44.63]'Cos I paid for all of the things they have [04:46.63]Of course and all of the lives they lead [04:48.25]Paid for the guns bombs and the tanks [04:49.89]That's why you see there is always more [04:51.53]I turned science's basic appliance [04:53.30]Into a client of weapon and war [04:54.87]Paid for monarchies armed robberies [04:56.72]I make monopolies out of property [04:58.45]Never shot a gun nor killed anyone myself [05:00.59]But billions die 'cos of me [05:01.85]Who needs a threat I make a debt [05:03.48]Out of thin air just sit back and collect [05:05.23]Every single day whatever they say [05:06.84]The people need me just to connect it [05:08.70]Yet none of them knows what I look like [05:10.46]Yet all of them spend my money to look nice [05:12.24]They want more no one's pure [05:13.67]I hold the keys to every single door [05:15.46]Sell sex and *** profit and lies [05:17.15]Earth and skies I'll even sell life [05:18.91]I'll even sell freedom for the right price [05:20.51]But no one is smart enough to ask me nice [05:22.24]So Mr Devil give me the medal [05:23.40]Don't be biased [05:24.04]If you don't give it to me [05:25.37]I'll just buy it [05:29.47]Thief [05:31.48]It's the banquet of the thieves [05:35.45]Come and dine with me [05:38.29]It's the banquet of the thieves [05:42.04]The banquet of the thieves [05:45.17]It's the banquet of the thieves [05:49.12]Come and dine with me [05:52.05]It's the banquet of the thieves [05:55.82]The banquet of the thieve