Awkwafina《911》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:01.84]911, what is your emergency? [00:04.18]Hi, uh... [00:04.99]*cough* [00:05.32]This, it was like, this's kinda awkward... [00:07.00]I, um [00:07.93]*sigh* [00:08.23](Oh geez) [00:09.64]I, uh, I fell in the toilet [00:12.25]Mam...you FELL IN THE TOILET? [00:14.26]I fell in...I fell inside the, the, um... [00:16.54]Can you get yourself out of that? [00:18.40]O...OBVIOUSLY NOT [00:20.14]It's...which is why... [00:21.13]OK, well, how, how did you get your...bum stuck? [00:24.58]I...I was um... [00:27.07]*cough* [00:27.19]I was, um, tak...I was taking a sh...um... [00:29.86]You're... [00:30.19]Uh, not defecating, it was...actually a bit of both [00:33.79]I fell...I fell in and, uh, I...um... [00:36.94]In the...you're in the big hole? In the toilet? [00:40.09]I, I'm in...the...I'm in the big hole... [00:42.85]...But I'm also in the little one [00:45.13]You're in the littl... [00:45.76]How...how... [00:48.13]With my entire ass [00:49.18]Mam, mam...I'm gonna send a unit [00:51.61]Is this an entire unit? [00:53.32]On call, uh, we've got fire...we've got fire responder [00:56.71]We've got... [00:56.92]Please don't send the fire...please don't [00:58.54]Please sit tight... [00:59.59]I, I flushed, because I thought that the power would then eject me out [01:04.90]But it really had just sucked me farther... [01:06.73]Is this an entire unit? [01:08.89]Mam, we have...responders coming your way [01:11.47]Wha...when you say RESPONDERS [01:12.61]How many are com... [01:13.33]I, I'M COMPLETELY NAKED [01:14.17]We have one car [01:15.10]We...we will show decency [01:17.32]We have one car, we have a fire... [01:18.85]Just, we have to call them, just in case... [01:21.61]Okay [01:21.88]Alright listen now, these units to your... [01:23.77]Are they good-looking? [01:24.94]Mam, they... [01:26.14]Are they good-looking firemen? [01:27.52]Can you send over kind of a...kind of a raggedy one? [01:30.13]But, you know, maybe a gimpy leg? [01:31.51]I can't, I can't... [01:32.44]Is there a towel near you? [01:33.94]You can...you can grab and cover yourself? [01:37.30]Only a shower cap [01:38.29]Which I'm currently wearing [01:40.09]I'm wearing the shower caps [01:41.29]So I, I can maybe put it on one breast, but... [01:44.53]On your... [01:44.77]Can you wait on the phone? With me? [01:46.18]Okay... [01:46.69]I'm alone...and um... [01:48.16]Please sit tight... [01:49.27]I never had a mom