Bing Crosby《The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.43]The Waiter and the Porter [00:01.97]And the Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby [00:07.01]As your genial host may I offer a toast [00:11.19]To the wine buying guest on my right [00:14.20](Hooray for the wine buyer) [00:16.28]Yes drag out the cooking [00:17.68]Sherry for the old colonel [00:18.98]May his bank account grow [00:21.26]Heavy laden with dough [00:23.23]May he spend it in here every night [00:26.62](Every night) [00:30.10]Seeing this night in its glory [00:33.11]You people so loyal  so true [00:36.91]Puts me in mind of a story [00:41.68]Tell us about it  pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:48.31]The people in the ballroom [00:50.22]Were stuffy and arty [00:51.95]So I began to get just a little bit frayed [00:55.26]I sneaked into the kitchen [00:56.98]I dug me a party [00:58.70]The waiter [00:59.37]And the porter [01:00.34]And the second storey maid [01:02.04]I peeked into the parlour to see [01:04.27]What was a-hatchin [01:05.60]In time to hear the hostess [01:07.35]Suggest a charade [01:09.00]But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin [01:12.37]Oh  The waiter [01:13.54]And the porter [01:14.35]And the upstairs maid [01:15.95]When they heard the music [01:17.49]That the orchestra played [01:19.23]The waiter and the porter grabbed [01:21.10]A-hold of the maid [01:22.77]Then they all proceeded to go into a clog [01:26.75]Hot diggedy dog [01:29.60]If ever I invited to some fuddy-duddy [01:32.95]I ain a-gonna watch any harlequinade [01:36.33]You and l find him in the kitchen [01:38.88]Applaudin his buddies [01:39.81]The waiter [01:40.64]And the porter [01:41.47]And the upstairs maid [01:50.37]Well pardon me folks [01:51.77]The roast is carved [01:53.47]The wine is served [01:54.94]Why you look half starved [01:56.91]Pardon me sir  may we be free [02:00.16]The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree [02:10.86](Orchestral break) [02:11.41]I went and got a dish [02:12.96]Pan to use as a cymbal [02:14.17]The porter found the regular [02:15.62]Glass that he played [02:17.28]The fingers of the waiter [02:18.96]Were each in a thimble [02:20.63]You should-a heard the music [02:22.32]That the combination made [02:38.12]Marchin' through the kitchen to [02:39.26]The pantry and back [02:41.10]Why  man  you should-a seen us [02:42.62]We were ballin' the jack [02:44.42]Once a half an hour [02:46.03]Passed without any call [02:48.52]Jack we had a ball [02:51.58]The waltzes and mazurkas [02:53.14]We hate 'em  we spurn 'em [02:54.91]We got a lot of rhythms [02:56.54]We wanna hear played [02:57.97]Yes and we know who to go to [03:00.21]When we want to learn 'em [03:01.71]The waiter and the porter [03:03.25]And the upstairs maid