danny kaye《Lobby Number》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:05.60]Manic Depressive Pictures presents (ROAR  roar) [00:14.72]“Hello Fresno  Goodbye” [00:20.85]Now you know the name of the picture [00:31.97]And you'd like to see it — But no [00:37.22]Screenplay by Gluck from a stageplay by Mutsk [00:40.16]From a story by Glip from a chapter by Rusk [00:43.21]From a sentence by Dokes from a comma by Spokes [00:45.33]From an idea by Grokes  based on Joe Miller's jokes [00:53.90]Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it [00:56.84]And you'd still like to see it — But no  [01:01.71]Art direction Pickepup  interiors Minervipup [01:02.59]Photography Alonzotech  recorded sound by Needlepeck [01:04.28]Upholstery by Thackery  Hackery by Dackery [01:05.84]Hickory by Dickory and Dickory for Doc [01:11.12]Now finally — finally at last comes the picture [01:17.37]And what do we see [01:19.94]The same old beautiful chorus girls [01:23.81]The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno  California [01:29.44]So what are they singing [01:31.88]When it's cherry blossom time in Orange  New Jersey [01:34.94]We'll make a peach of a pair  I know we canteloup [01:39.38]So honeydew be mine — and dip: [01:42.19]Up on the gulch rides a hunk of man [01:44.57]He is our hero  Cowboy Dan [01:46.19]A gallopin'  yodelin' buckaroo [01:48.13]His horse  of course  is a baritone too [01:51.25]I've got that oooollllldd wagon wheels inside of me (Yi-hi-hoo) [02:05.38]I've got that ooooold cactus in the hide of me (yi-hi-hoo) [02:12.07]I've got that (yi-hi-hoo) [02:14.88]The girls are delighted to hear this (mew ew ew ew) [02:20.26]But where is our heroine [02:22.05]As the bell rings for lunch  we find our heroine in the corral [02:26.16]Eating her heart out [02:27.91]She is Mary Sue Ann  tap-dancing daughter or an American juggling act [02:31.04]Who left her on the doorstep of an old English castle [02:33.10]Where she was found by Sir Basil Metabolism  who said: [02:35.23]By jove  the Gorin baby; I shall raise her as me-own daughter (which he did) [02:40.16]But she wants to tap dance  and Cowboy Dan  who she met on this trip [02:43.35]Wants to marry her so she can tap dance  but she knows [02:45.39]Sir Basil will never permit this  Never  never  never [02:49.08](mewewewewe) [02:58.08]But through her tears she is singing a happy little song [03:05.71]Because she is also a coluratura soprano [03:11.14](loo  loo  loo  looo  etc ) [03:30.96]She is beside herself (her favorite position) [03:35.02]Oh  Father  you must let me marry Cowboy Dan [03:38.78]He owns the biggest ranch in Texas  Bar None [03:42.84]Bar None  Why that's the password for the FBI [03:46.40]It can't be  No no  yes yes  no no  yes yes  no no  yes yes  no no  yes yes [03:51.78]It can't be  But it was [03:58.73]Can you tap out a mssage in code  “ [04:00.98]This is her big chance  now she can tap dance  (which she does) [04:03.61]But what has she done  She has betrayed her own father [04:06.29]But he isn't her father  He's Henrik   the dangerous German spy [04:26.61]Stick up our hands you dirty rat [04:28.16]So ah-ah-ah-ah  the FBI has finally captured the German spy [04:32.10]Dan and Mary are about to blend  you think the picture's about to end [04:36.03]But no  [04:39.47]Whoever heard of a musical picture without Carmelita Pepita [04:42.96]The Bolivian bombshell [04:45.58]“I wish you would come with me to my little village in Bolivia [04:55.69]So peaceful there in the purple mountains and the lovely mist [05:02.50]And the shining stars  And the little people who live so simple and quiet [05:12.07]And every night  all they want to do is ” [05:16.82]Grab your partner swing away  it's cherry blossom time in Orange  New J [05:20.45]Grab her by the feet and swing her by the hair and you will make [05:24.13]A peach of a pair  Oh grant [05:26.26]So here we are back in Fresno  California  And this is where you came in [05:31.09]But do not fret my friend  This is a picture that ends in the middle for the [05:37.72]Benefit of the people who came in – in the middle [05:42.03]This — this is The End