[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:09.23]黃子華： [00:09.24]喂喂喂 世界好簡單 [00:11.14]但係人類好複雜 [00:13.29]係咁㗎啦 好出奇啊 [00:15.45]搵食唧 犯法呀 我想㗎 [00:18.36]小白： [00:18.38]神救贖人世 靠笑穴 [00:22.90]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕 [00:27.33]人生有什麼 好喜悅 [00:31.82]子華說 子華說 [00:33.63]黃子華： [00:34.18]喇各位我哋唔係唔負責嘅人 [00:37.79]為咗爸爸媽媽短短一剎那嘅快樂 [00:40.55]我哋負責咗幾十年喇 [00:42.45]真係橋到船頭自然直啊 [00:44.46]定係船到橋頭變**啊 [00:47.20]拉拉鏈又一日 [00:48.35]唔拉拉鏈又一日 [00:50.19]無人搵你做野你咪 [00:51.37]當自己係偉大嘅藝術家囉 [00:53.26]生勾勾嘅時候 [00:54.68]係唔會得到應有嘅尊重 [00:56.55]我恭喜你 [00:57.59]你仲偉大過偉大嘅藝術家 [00:59.81]死咗都無人尊重啊 [01:02.31]不過輸少當贏啦 [01:04.68]係輸淨少少都當係贏 [01:06.85]哎呀 若要人不知 唔好咁低B [01:10.91]小白： [01:11.65]要笑到低脂 [01:14.13]這世界 被人笑 [01:16.53]令人笑 是頭等善事 [01:20.51]醜不醜 要自知 [01:25.36]當作表演趣劇夠睿智 [01:29.20]黃子華： [01:29.53]我好鐘意返工啊 [01:32.36]你話唔係鬼上身點講得出啊 [01:36.88]真係做隻貓 做隻狗 [01:38.62]做隻出位的馬仔 [01:41.78]老闆 [01:42.47]點解我可以做得咁差 [01:43.86]其實我可以做得差啲㗎 [01:46.05]出俾你果份唔係糧 係賠償 [01:48.32]雖然話一千幾百 猶如垃圾 [01:50.69]富貴於我如浮雲 [01:52.49]但係浮雲於我如命根 [01:54.61]我地滿身傷痕 [01:55.78]身無分文 [01:56.93]之但係Buffet不妨食過份 [01:59.49]出貓豈容你太高分啊 [02:01.53]哎喲返工緊係睇鐘 [02:02.35]今日最希望係聽日打風 [02:04.33]搵食唧 犯法呀 我想㗎 [02:06.58]小白： [02:06.60]神救贖人世 靠笑穴 [02:10.55]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕 [02:14.60]棟篤笑大家 的死穴 [02:19.52]回水要自嘲 花心血 [02:23.95]人類若 那麼易笑不必我賣笑 [02:29.75]玩幽默去拯救這眾生 [02:33.53]將苦水 飲到喜悅 [02:38.50]子華說 子華說 [02:40.53]黃子華： [02:40.54]喂喂喂 你仲唱 [02:43.49]失戀唱情歌 [02:45.51]即係漏煤氣閂窗 [02:47.99]愛情呢家嘢 [02:49.04]你預左唔OK 你就OK [02:50.88]你唔中意我 我憎你 [02:53.03]你中意我 我唔信你 [02:56.18]問世間情為何物 [02:58.02]情侶裝係唔怕核突 [03:00.14]初戀之前 小龍女只需要靚 [03:02.91]喂靚就唔洗扮啊 扮就唔謊靚啊 [03:05.88]個時真係膚淺啊嘛 [03:06.61]喇依加個人成熟 [03:08.06]咗就知道啊原來身材都好重要啊 [03:10.90]一個頂級嘅紅顏 [03:12.49]係會帶嚟頂唔順嘅麻煩 [03:14.43]化妝變做喬裝 [03:16.08]呢啲就叫做公關 [03:18.23]小白： [03:18.24]關公最慘 好孤單 [03:20.96]好正經 不愛玩 沒情愛愁煩 [03:28.75]AB餐 揀正餐 [03:31.37]揀野餐 至少有條件 鬥煩 [03:35.85]黃子華： [03:36.23]愛情同股票一樣 [03:37.68]未入之前會不停咁升 [03:39.70]一但到手 就會掉頭咁走 [03:41.99]你仲夠膽擺酒 [03:43.46]唔怕嘥咗條魚 [03:44.67]嘥咗隻雞 同嘥埋隻狗 [03:47.11]你愛嘅 你得唔到 [03:49.25]你唔愛嘅 你甩唔到 [03:51.41]男人對愛情最緊要嘅係新鮮 [03:54.05]但係女人最緊張就係保鮮 [03:56.69]你從來都無愛過我 [03:58.77]你對我已經唔係好似以前咁 [04:01.57]唉 夜半訴心聲 何需太高清 [04:06.31]一句到尾 一句到尾 一句到尾 [04:09.78]愛 講是沒有用的 做啦 [04:12.18]小白： [04:12.20]神救贖人世 靠笑穴 [04:16.42]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕 [04:20.05]棟篤笑大家 的死穴 [04:23.68]回水要自嘲 花心血 [04:29.58]人類若 那麼易笑不必我賣笑 [04:35.54]玩幽默去拯救這眾生 [04:39.11]將苦水 飲到喜悅 [04:43.05]子華說 子華說
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:09.23]黃子華：
[00:09.24]喂喂喂 世界好簡單
[00:11.14]但係人類好複雜
[00:13.29]係咁㗎啦 好出奇啊
[00:15.45]搵食唧 犯法呀 我想㗎
[00:18.36]小白：
[00:18.38]神救贖人世 靠笑穴
[00:22.90]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕
[00:27.33]人生有什麼 好喜悅
[00:31.82]子華說 子華說
[00:33.63]黃子華：
[00:34.18]喇各位我哋唔係唔負責嘅人
[00:37.79]為咗爸爸媽媽短短一剎那嘅快樂
[00:40.55]我哋負責咗幾十年喇
[00:42.45]真係橋到船頭自然直啊
[00:44.46]定係船到橋頭變**啊
[00:47.20]拉拉鏈又一日
[00:48.35]唔拉拉鏈又一日
[00:50.19]無人搵你做野你咪
[00:51.37]當自己係偉大嘅藝術家囉
[00:53.26]生勾勾嘅時候
[00:54.68]係唔會得到應有嘅尊重
[00:56.55]我恭喜你
[00:57.59]你仲偉大過偉大嘅藝術家
[00:59.81]死咗都無人尊重啊
[01:02.31]不過輸少當贏啦
[01:04.68]係輸淨少少都當係贏
[01:06.85]哎呀 若要人不知 唔好咁低B
[01:10.91]小白：
[01:11.65]要笑到低脂
[01:14.13]這世界 被人笑
[01:16.53]令人笑 是頭等善事
[01:20.51]醜不醜 要自知
[01:25.36]當作表演趣劇夠睿智
[01:29.20]黃子華：
[01:29.53]我好鐘意返工啊
[01:32.36]你話唔係鬼上身點講得出啊
[01:36.88]真係做隻貓 做隻狗
[01:38.62]做隻出位的馬仔
[01:41.78]老闆
[01:42.47]點解我可以做得咁差
[01:43.86]其實我可以做得差啲㗎
[01:46.05]出俾你果份唔係糧 係賠償
[01:48.32]雖然話一千幾百 猶如垃圾
[01:50.69]富貴於我如浮雲
[01:52.49]但係浮雲於我如命根
[01:54.61]我地滿身傷痕
[01:55.78]身無分文
[01:56.93]之但係Buffet不妨食過份
[01:59.49]出貓豈容你太高分啊
[02:01.53]哎喲返工緊係睇鐘
[02:02.35]今日最希望係聽日打風
[02:04.33]搵食唧 犯法呀 我想㗎
[02:06.58]小白：
[02:06.60]神救贖人世 靠笑穴
[02:10.55]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕
[02:14.60]棟篤笑大家 的死穴
[02:19.52]回水要自嘲 花心血
[02:23.95]人類若 那麼易笑不必我賣笑
[02:29.75]玩幽默去拯救這眾生
[02:33.53]將苦水 飲到喜悅
[02:38.50]子華說 子華說
[02:40.53]黃子華：
[02:40.54]喂喂喂 你仲唱
[02:43.49]失戀唱情歌
[02:45.51]即係漏煤氣閂窗
[02:47.99]愛情呢家嘢
[02:49.04]你預左唔OK 你就OK
[02:50.88]你唔中意我 我憎你
[02:53.03]你中意我 我唔信你
[02:56.18]問世間情為何物
[02:58.02]情侶裝係唔怕核突
[03:00.14]初戀之前 小龍女只需要靚
[03:02.91]喂靚就唔洗扮啊 扮就唔謊靚啊
[03:05.88]個時真係膚淺啊嘛
[03:06.61]喇依加個人成熟
[03:08.06]咗就知道啊原來身材都好重要啊
[03:10.90]一個頂級嘅紅顏
[03:12.49]係會帶嚟頂唔順嘅麻煩
[03:14.43]化妝變做喬裝
[03:16.08]呢啲就叫做公關
[03:18.23]小白：
[03:18.24]關公最慘 好孤單
[03:20.96]好正經 不愛玩 沒情愛愁煩
[03:28.75]AB餐 揀正餐
[03:31.37]揀野餐 至少有條件 鬥煩
[03:35.85]黃子華：
[03:36.23]愛情同股票一樣
[03:37.68]未入之前會不停咁升
[03:39.70]一但到手 就會掉頭咁走
[03:41.99]你仲夠膽擺酒
[03:43.46]唔怕嘥咗條魚
[03:44.67]嘥咗隻雞 同嘥埋隻狗
[03:47.11]你愛嘅 你得唔到
[03:49.25]你唔愛嘅 你甩唔到
[03:51.41]男人對愛情最緊要嘅係新鮮
[03:54.05]但係女人最緊張就係保鮮
[03:56.69]你從來都無愛過我
[03:58.77]你對我已經唔係好似以前咁
[04:01.57]唉 夜半訴心聲 何需太高清
[04:06.31]一句到尾 一句到尾 一句到尾
[04:09.78]愛 講是沒有用的 做啦
[04:12.18]小白：
[04:12.20]神救贖人世 靠笑穴
[04:16.42]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕
[04:20.05]棟篤笑大家 的死穴
[04:23.68]回水要自嘲 花心血
[04:29.58]人類若 那麼易笑不必我賣笑
[04:35.54]玩幽默去拯救這眾生
[04:39.11]將苦水 飲到喜悅
[04:43.05]子華說 子華說
