[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:13.84]There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree [00:18.20]Gussied up with candy canes and balls [00:21.70]Those carolers have kept me up for hours [00:25.50]It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls [00:29.44]Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing [00:33.18]But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand [00:36.92]It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools [00:40.69]But it'll surely make a fool out of every man [00:44.57]HA If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [00:49.06]You know where to stick those jingle bells [00:52.49]If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah [00:56.60]And all you motherf**kers go to hell [01:00.60]If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa [01:04.27]Joy to the world and jack and coke [01:08.34]If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [01:11.83]Cause I never anything but broke [01:17.63]Now every year the malls are just a madhouse [01:21.50]Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles [01:25.31]Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit [01:28.74]And those colored lights are f**king infantile [01:32.48]I think we collectively as the people [01:36.54]Should rise against this corporate jolly noise [01:44.15]Before we spend it all on f**king toys [01:47.90]HA So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [01:52.27]You know where to stick those jingle bells [01:56.22]If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah [01:59.91]Fa la la la la go f**k yourself [02:03.61]If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa [02:07.60]Joy to the world of getting stoned [02:11.66]If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [02:15.03]So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone [02:18.18]HA MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:13.84]There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
[00:18.20]Gussied up with candy canes and balls
[00:21.70]Those carolers have kept me up for hours
[00:25.50]It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
[00:29.44]Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
[00:33.18]But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
[00:36.92]It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
[00:40.69]But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
[00:44.57]HA If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
[00:49.06]You know where to stick those jingle bells
[00:52.49]If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
[00:56.60]And all you motherf**kers go to hell
[01:00.60]If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
[01:04.27]Joy to the world and jack and coke
[01:08.34]If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
[01:11.83]Cause I never anything but broke
[01:17.63]Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
[01:21.50]Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
[01:25.31]Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
[01:28.74]And those colored lights are f**king infantile
[01:32.48]I think we collectively as the people
[01:36.54]Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
[01:44.15]Before we spend it all on f**king toys
[01:47.90]HA So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
[01:52.27]You know where to stick those jingle bells
[01:56.22]If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
[01:59.91]Fa la la la la go f**k yourself
[02:03.61]If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
[02:07.60]Joy to the world of getting stoned
[02:11.66]If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
[02:15.03]So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone
[02:18.18]HA MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS



















