digital underground《The Humpty Dance》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:04.85]All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.15]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.11]I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see [00:18.00]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:19.75]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.27]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:24.70]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:26.99]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.06]My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty [00:32.06]Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee [00:34.88]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee [00:38.21]I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.22]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.51]I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky [00:45.58]I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:47.91]I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack [00:51.08]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.59]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.43]Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish? [00:57.23]Yeah, I called ya fat look at me, I'm skinny [01:00.03]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:01.71]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.13]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:06.53]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:08.99]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.61]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:13.33]And I even got my own dance [01:15.06]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:21.25]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:25.89]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:30.49]Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump [01:35.15]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [01:38.38]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" [01:41.51]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:43.54]Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me [01:46.79]But ya can't get near me [01:48.45]I give 'em more, see, and on the floor B [01:50.85]All the girls they adore me [01:52.51]Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere [01:54.81]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.12]My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed [01:59.80]Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid [02:01.84]I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge [02:04.47]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:06.52]I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:09.06]I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid [02:11.35]I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it [02:13.77]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:16.40]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.07]Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write [02:20.70]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.04]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:24.60]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:30.87]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:34.89]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:40.18]Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump [02:44.70]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [02:49.40]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all [02:51.39]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:57.58]Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:01.53]let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:03.78]It's real easy to do check it out [03:06.73]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.33]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:12.20]Crazy wack funky [03:13.93]People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty [03:16.69]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:18.86]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.02]Anyone can play this game [03:22.95]This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name [03:25.59]No two people will do it the same [03:27.60]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.24]Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, [03:34.50]and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:36.92]tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. [03:38.66]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:44.94]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump [03:51.31]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:55.48]Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump [03:59.00]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:02.39]Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:07.01]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:11.67]Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump [04:16.51]Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:24.44]Let's get stoopid! [04:25.44]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [04:26.68]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:28.13]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:30.01]Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump [04:33.00]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:34.33]Oh, yeah, come on and break it down [04:36.19]Once again, the Underground is in the house [04:36.67]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, [04:37.22]Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies [04:37.56]Peace and humptiness forever