Open Mike Eagle《Tldr》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.92]Open Mike Eagle - Tldr (Smithing) [00:14.28]Only your corollaries know ya'll [00:15.20]Unique snowflakes in ordinary snowballs [00:18.30]And you can find me in the place sipping what's to sip [00:20.96]Between shrooms and touring I'm sure to take a bunch of trips [00:24.03]And **** that one guy who’s screen name was thunderlips [00:26.42]Pelt him with a bag full of mesquite flavored Kruncher chips [00:29.29]Yeah  I'm bout to raise my vibration up [00:31.28]See me   say hi   wave   try to say what's up [00:33.27]It's all good in the hood  I think [00:36.36]I listened to the Kinks and my fridge don't stink [00:38.77]Ah  yeah [00:39.89]So today’s a pretty good day [00:41.57]Doing what I'm supposed to do and saying what I should say [00:44.34]Hooray   I'm not feeling bad like I could be [00:46.57]Or regretting that I didn't grow my hair like Touré’s [00:49.86]Yeah   I wanna show up in the search results [00:51.84]Purchase Volkswagens then cake up and purchase coats [00:54.27]Them little thin ones is worthless folks [00:56.81]And I'm sad I never got to see or tweet Mr. Perfect posts [01:00.01]Yeah   It's all white meat and baby fat [01:02.19]Been woke so long I might need to take a nap [01:04.89]And I'm likely afraid of that [01:06.12]Imma swipe me a high speed data map [01:08.06]Or I might be a five speed beta max [01:09.94]C***ette tape [01:10.40]Show me your best resting death face [01:12.49]Show me everything except whoever makes the best vapes [01:15.04]Yeah, couldn't even pretend to give a freak [01:17.54]Submit this whole verse as an op-ed to Businessweek [01:21.00]I wrote a letter to the editor [01:22.62]I don't know if Death Certificate’s better than The Predator [01:25.51]Veteran cheddar getters know how to do it togetherer [01:27.44]And that's why they make stuff foreverer and everer [01:30.13]Yeah   and everybody mama know the song [01:32.98]But they still won't let a brother dip a toe in Lake Woebegone [01:35.83]Yeah   And if you're stuck in a traffic jam [01:38.14]Just add me on the snapstagram [01:39.41]This was brought to you by **** that I don't own [01:43.76]Yeah   add me on ****   yeah [01:46.12]If you was rich and about to be broke I can coach you [01:48.98]'Cause I can show you how to kill a roach with a boat shoe [01:52.08]Might have to sell the dining room table though [01:54.08]And pay to go HAM on some second-hand baby clothes [01:56.33]And cut the cable   bro   gamble on wireless [01:59.05]My sister sells jailbroken Amazon Fire sticks [02:01.78]Need somewhere to bark start with local governments [02:04.12]Spar with Republicans   the stars won't be punishing [02:06.60]You, fool, your phone’s the new ark of the covenant [02:09.49]And God spoke to you in a bar called Mulligans [02:12.07]If there was justice all men would have to die, patricide [02:14.62]Tweet at the void and heart the at replies [02:16.65]And don't cry if you can't find me [02:19.30]I built a time machine to go and hide in the Nineties [02:22.25]No friends I only want giants beside me [02:24.48]To get close you gotta be the size of a pine tree [02:27.42]My supervillain name would be Ultra Hater [02:30.21]I’d act really cool then insult you later [02:32.95]Here’s something you should know from the ground floor [02:35.34]As far as rappers none of us as cool as we sound, bro [02:38.24]And dog I'm fatigued [02:39.21]The world’s moving all different speeds [02:40.78]This song’s too long didn't read