danny kaye《Anatole of Paris》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:08.73]It all began [00:10.14]When I was born [00:11.66]A month too soon [00:14.73]I'm I was frightened [00:16.41]By a runaway [00:18.08]Saloon [00:21.46]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:24.03]Because he played the oboe [00:26.41]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:30.84]Is an I'll wind [00:32.06]That no one [00:33.40]Blows good [00:36.61]I'll never forget the morning [00:38.27]That grandpa ate the awning [00:39.70]To impress a pretty lady [00:41.57]Who went for men that was shady [00:44.96]Then Uncle Josia let the great resco fire [00:48.57]Ran off to Hawaii with the o'leary cow [00:52.69]Which his loving wife resented [00:54.09]And there upon invented [00:56.05]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [00:59.93]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [01:01.83]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [01:03.43]The end of a long long line of bats [01:06.69]I design [01:09.26]Women's hats [01:12.31]I'm anatole of Paris [01:14.38]I shriek with chic [01:15.93]My hat of the week [01:17.06]'Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:20.29]I'm anatole of Paris [01:21.77]My small group fruit [01:23.51]Make heavy news from the deb new casement [01:26.30]To all back basement [01:28.10]Let me get my paw [01:29.16]On a little piece of straw and viola [01:32.27]A chapeau [01:34.32]At 60 bucks a throw [01:37.15]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:38.70]The little things I do on it [01:42.11]Like placing yards of lacing [01:43.62]Or a bicycle built for two on it [01:46.98]The little ones the big ones [01:48.42]The sat on by a pig ones [01:49.99]The foolish ones that perch [01:51.62]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:53.68]The one called whiskey sour [01:55.17]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:56.71]A little snip a potato chip [01:59.65]And a trifle off the eiffel tower [02:01.72]I'm anatole of Paris I must design [02:04.84]I'm just like wine [02:07.69]I go to your head [02:11.26]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.22]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:16.66]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:17.84]For putting with the button [02:19.57]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:20.66]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:22.38]Tote that barge lift that to bail [02:28.45]I'm anatole of Paris [02:30.20]I cannot vick the deb s*x they want [02:33.35]Shops from the frery [02:34.84]Chops from the dery [02:36.22]They learn to wear the stone of the queen mary [02:39.81]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:42.71]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:46.49]Strictly between us [02:48.39]Entre nous [02:50.23]I hate women