cheech & chong《Santa Claus And His Old Lady》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.74]"Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita [00:02.90]Donde esta Santa Cleese [00:05.15]The vato wit da bony knees [00:07.47]He coming down da street wit [00:08.89]No choos on his feet [00:10.09]And he's going to [00:11.40]No  no  that ain't it [00:12.44]Mamamasita  donde esta Santa [00:14.83]Claus [00:15.73]Da guy wit da hair on his jaws [00:17.65]He's [00:18.04]Nah  Hey  man  come [00:20.82]Over here  man [00:21.55]I need some help  man [00:23.34]Yeah  man  I can dig that [00:25.54]Like  uh  what are ya doing  man [00:27.91]Aw  I'm trying to write a song [00:29.27]About Santa Claus  man [00:30.36]But it's not coming out [00:31.20]About who  man [00:32.34]About Santa Claus  man [00:33.33]You know  Santa Claus  man [00:34.42]Oh  yeah  man [00:35.06]I played with those dudes  man [00:37.47]What [00:37.69]Yeah  last year at the Fillmore  man [00:39.82]Me and the bass player sat in  man [00:41.86]Oh  hey  man  you think [00:43.04]Santa Claus is a group  huh [00:44.21]No  it's not a group  man [00:46.03]Wha  They break up  man [00:47.51]No  man  It's one guy  man [00:48.80]Y'know  he had a a red suit on  man [00:50.98]With black patent leather choos [00:52.42]You know the guy  man [00:54.03]Oh  yeah  he's with Motown  ain't he [00:57.41]Yeah  I played with that dude  too  man [00:59.62]He's a good singer  man [01:00.88]No  no  hold on  man [01:01.96]He's not with Motown  man [01:04.88]Well  then he's with Buddah  man [01:06.41]No  aw  man  you don't know [01:08.05]Who Santa Claus is  man [01:09.54]Yeah  well  I'm not from here  man [01:10.78]Like  I'm from Pittsburgh  man [01:12.36]I don't know too many local dudes [01:13.93]Ohhh  I see  Well  hey  man  sit back [01:16.18]And relax and I'll tell you da story [01:17.68]About Santa Claus  man [01:19.36]Listen [01:20.49]Once upon a time  about  hmmm [01:22.32]Five years ago  there was [01:23.66]This groovy dude and [01:24.65]Has name was Santa Claus [01:25.73]Y'know [01:26.33]And he used to live over in the projects [01:27.81]With his old lady and [01:29.24]They had a pretty good thing together [01:30.86]Because his old lady was really fine [01:32.89]And she could cook and all that [01:34.39]Stuff like that  y'know [01:35.37]Like  she made da best brownies in town  man [01:37.66]Oh  I could remember 'em now  man [01:39.88]I could eat one of 'em  man [01:41.60]Wow  did you know these people  man [01:43.84]Oh  yeah  man [01:45.27]They used to live next door to me [01:46.71]Y'know [01:47.19]Until they got kicked out  man [01:49.23]Wha [01:49.46]They got kicked out of the projects  man [01:51.66]Yeah  you know what happened  man [01:52.98]They used ta live with all these midgets [01:54.45]Y'know  and da midgets used [01:56.00]To make a lotta noise  y'know [01:57.43]Like pounding and hammering [01:59.12]And pounding all night  man [02:00.42]Typical freaks  huh [02:01.81]Oh  yeah  man  they were really freaks  man [02:04.64]As a matter of fact [02:05.93]They all moved up north together  y'know [02:08.27]Oh  they had to go [02:09.10]Get their head together  man [02:10.48]Yeah  get their head together [02:11.91]And they started a commune  y'know [02:13.94]It was called the uh [02:14.99]Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune [02:16.51]It was a real famous one up there  man [02:18.65]And they used to sit around and groove [02:20.24]All the time  y'know [02:21.45]Oh  yeah [02:22.07]Yeah  a really good time  man [02:23.45]That sounds heavy [02:24.29]Yeah  they eat da brownies  man [02:26.13]And they drink da tea  man [02:28.03]And what they did most of da time [02:29.91]Though  was make a lotta goodies [02:31.19]Y'know [02:31.89]And they had everything they needed [02:33.46]They only needed to come into town [02:34.80]Maybe once year or something like that [02:36.72]To pick up the welfare check [02:37.76]And the food stamps  right [02:39.30]Yeah [02:40.15]No  no  what they did  man  is that [02:41.97]Once a year [02:42.47]When they made all the goodies [02:43.77]Y'know [02:44.25]They used ta put 'em in a beeg [02:45.59]Chopping bag and  then [02:46.56]They used ta take da [02:47.37]Chopping bag and give and give 'em to all the [02:49.38]Boys and girls all da way around da world  man [02:51.42]Hey  well  that's hip  man [02:52.81]That sounds real nice [02:54.29]Oh  yeah [02:55.00]They were really nice people  man [02:56.98]And so much class  man [02:58.37]They had so much class  y'know [02:59.87]Like  even take da way [03:00.94]They used ta deliver da toys  y'know [03:02.64]It's like  Santa Claus used ta have this [03:04.88]Really charp chort  man  y'know [03:06.91]It was lower to da ground [03:08.39]Had twice-pipes  candy-apple red and button top [03:11.66]Oooo  clean [03:13.13]Hey  that sounds like a hip snowmobile  man [03:15.25]No  no  it wasn't a snowmobile [03:16.60]It was a sled  y'know [03:18.36]One of those big sleds  y'know [03:19.90]And he used ta have it pulled [03:21.30]By some reindeers  y'know  like  reindeers [03:23.10]Some what  man [03:23.94]Some reindeers  y'know [03:25.16]He used ta hook them onto da sled [03:26.89]And then he used ta stand up inside [03:28.51]Da sled and hold on to da reins and [03:30.43]Then call out their names  like [03:31.71]On Donner  On  Blitzen  On Chewy  On  Tavo [03:35.91]C'mon  Becto [03:37.00]And then  the reindeers [03:38.48]Used ta take off into da sky and [03:39.99]Fly across da sky  man [03:41.39]Wow  man  That's far out  man [03:44.23]Yeah  And then  when they flied across da sky [03:46.49]They used ta come down to places like [03:48.06]Oh  Chicago  L A [03:49.85]Nueva York and Pacoima and all those places [03:52.04]Y'know [03:52.61]And then land on top of people's roofs [03:54.80]And then 'ol Santa [03:55.54]Claus would make himself real small  y'know [03:57.95]Like  a real small guy  and [03:59.37]He'd come down da chimney and [04:00.87]Then he would give you all da stuff that he [04:02.48]Made  man  And [04:03.29]Dig this  man [04:03.88]He did it all in one night  man [04:05.92]Hey  just a minute  man [04:07.11]Now  how'd he do that  man [04:09.00]Oh  well  man  he took da freeway [04:10.66]How else  man [04:11.34]No  man  No  man [04:13.44]How'd he do all that other stuff  man [04:15.80]Like  how'd he make himself small  man [04:18.64]And  how'd he  like [04:19.89]How'd he get the reindeer [04:21.10]Off the ground  man [04:22.68]Oh  well  man [04:24.29]He had some magic dust  man [04:26.64]Some magic dust [04:27.75]Yeah  magic dust  y'know [04:29.18]He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer [04:31.41]A little bit to Santa Claus [04:32.89]A little bit more for Santa Claus [04:34.34]A little bit more [04:34.92]And this would get the reindeer off  man [04:37.23]Aw  got 'em off  man [04:38.65]Are you kidding  man [04:39.78]They flew all da way around da world  man [04:41.94]Hey  that's far out  man [04:44.80]Hey  how come [04:45.52]I've never met this dude  man [04:47.56]Oh  man [04:48.15]He doesn't do that bit anymore  man [04:49.61]It got too dangerous  man [04:51.51]Yeah  I can dig that  man [04:52.87]'Cause that's a dangerous bit  man [04:54.51]Yeah  lemme tell ya  it sure was  man [04:56.06]Like just two years ago  man [04:57.70]He got stopped at the border  y'know [04:59.47]And they took him into another room [05:00.73]And took off his clothes  man [05:01.99]And searched him and searched his bag of [05:03.75]Goodies  man [05:04.86]And then  when he was leaving  man [05:06.26]He was flying through [05:07.00]The air and somebody took a chot [05:08.14]And his reindeer  y'know [05:09.54]Aw  that's a drag  man [05:10.39]Yeah  it really was  man [05:11.88]And then  man  he went down South  man [05:13.92]And they tried to cut off his hair and [05:15.42]His beard  man [05:16.66]And all the time [05:17.31]He was getting stopped and [05:18.46]Pulled over and asked for his id  man [05:20.50]Just everywhere he went [05:22.00]He ran into too much recession  man [05:24.90]No  man  you mean he ran into [05:26.14]Too much repression  man [05:28.25]Aw  "repression" [05:29.03]"Recession" [05:29.36]Man  it's all da same thing  man [05:31.54]Yeah  man  But  it's a drag  man [05:33.78]'Cause we could sure use a dude [05:35.11]Like that right now [05:36.55]Oh  he still comes around  man [05:38.45]Oh  yeah [05:38.87]Yeah  but he comes in disguises now [05:41.44]Aw  he went "underground" [05:42.91]Yeah  "underground"  man [05:44.26]I can dig it [05:45.10]Yeah  But you ought to see his disguise  man [05:47.35]Nobody would ever know it was him  man [05:49.16]Oh  yeah [05:49.71]Yeah [05:50.15]He's got a job in front of [05:51.20]Da department store  ringing this bell [05:52.56]And playing this tambourine [05:53.96]Next to this black pot  y'know [05:55.75]Aw  I seen the dude  man [05:57.61]Yeah  You know who [05:58.46]I'm talking about  man [05:59.57]Yeah  man  I played with [06:00.60]That cat last year  man [06:02.76]Wha [06:03.32]Yeah  we played in front of a store  man [06:05.32]We made a lot of bread  man [06:06.91]Aw  hey  wait a Santa Claus is not a musician  man [06:09.72]I'm hip  man [06:10.44]That cat didn't know any tunes  man [06:12.21]Oh  hey  wait a minute  man [06:13.79]No  he's not hip to that at all  man [06:15.94]No  I played with this dude  man [06:17.82]Are you sure  man [06:19.00]Positive